About Global Warming

1 02 2012

If you missed the MAJOR NEWS about Global Warming, this is it in a nut shell:

There is no manmade Global Warming!

No Manmade Global Warming

The Sky isn't Falling or Burning!

This news should have been announced on all the major and minor news channels recently but it has been missed almost entirely.  Data was released in January 2012 proving that since 1997 there has been no measurable increase of global temperatures.

A report recently released from the  East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit, a.k.a. the UK Met, shows that the Earth has not warmed in 15 years.  After the substantial El Nino of 1998, the warming ceased.

Is this a big news item?

The weather models that predicted steady increase of global temperatures from the year 2000 until now have failed.  This should be major news and Albert Gore should be stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize.

Is there a warranty on his products and profits gained from his Chicken Little approach?

Given the blazing data reported, ALL news media outlets should have been knocking down the door of every Global Warming Religion proselytizer demanding reactions to the true statistical data.

I’m reminded of the false prophet that last year who warned everyone of the end of the world.  The day came and went without incident.  The only disaster was to the poor gullible souls who invested in the farce.

The same should be the case with the prophets of the Global Warming Religion, with the chief High Priest Albert Gore, leaving the stage of public opinion in disgrace and shame.

As reported on the newsnet5 article Pal Brekke a senior adviser at the Norwegian Space Centre stated that many scientists underestimate the importance of oceanic water cycles when considering global temperatures.  “Doing so means admitting that the oceans – not CO2 – caused much of the global warming between 1970 and 1997,” Brekke said.

Now before you get comfortable with the lack of a scorched earth, the proponents of panic may go the other way again and claim that man is responsible for Global Cooling again.  “Please securely fasten your seat belts and put your tables in the upright position before takeoff!”


Obama May Declare Carbon Di-Oxide a Dangerous Pollutant

7 12 2009

The Truth Be Damned – Full Speed Ahead!

That seems to be what the Obama administration is doing regarding Global Warming.  After the recent fraudulent cooking of the Global Warming Books, the EPA acting under the guidance of President Obama may declare Carbon Di-Oxide a dangerous pollutant and start self creating rules and regulations on businesses in the US.

A big ship like the US Government needs a leader that has the ability to take decisive and correct action.  Ignore the warnings and you’ll get Titanic results.

The warnings of the Global Warming scam have been raised and yet the Obama administration seems to be blind to the fact of questionable data, lying scientists, deceitful profiteers in the name of saving our planet.  What’s new?

What’s old is the seeming willful ignoring of valid facts that we’ve been systematically lied to for a long time about Global Warming.

Note to Obama Administration, “When you’re headed for a cliff DO NOT “Put the pedal to the metal”.

If Obama allows the EPA to declare Carbon Di-Oxide a dangerous pollutant, he might as well go out and buy a big red nose, a big multi-colored rainbow wig, big floppy shoes and join Barnum and Baily’s Big Top.


You’ve Got To Be Kidding

3 12 2009

If I didn’t read it for myself, I would think someone is pulling a massive pre April Fools gag.

Regarding the Global Warming scientists emails being retrieved and distributed to the world, Barbara Boxer said the fraud exposers should be treated as criminals.

CRIMINALS?  They should be treated as Heroes!  Boxer has showed her true colors.

Boxer, the top liberal Democrat on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, said that the Climategate e-mail exposure should be treated as a crime.

Were it not for the clandestine files being hacked, we would not have been shown the truth, that many so called scientists consistently fudge the numbers for Global Warming.

I’m pinching myself.  She said WHAT?  The people who exposed these intellectual and political charlatans should be HERO’s.

Prince Albert Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize should be yanked and given to the real “Inconvenient Truth” Exposers.

The height of idiotic arrogance and purposeful ignorance of Barbara Boxer is shocking.

Face the music Barb – Your Ox Has Been Gored – Al Gored!  Grow up and accept your latest power and money grab ain’t gonna fly.  You should be arranging a federal holiday, “The Day Global Warming Died” to coincide with Thanksgiving so we could all thank God for honest hackers.

Word to Barb – those emails were supposed to have been disclosed previously.  If you want some criminals – there you go – or you could look in the mirror!


The Temperature is Rising on the Global Liars

30 11 2009

Anyone who has had faith in the religion of Global Warming must now repent and cast aside their folly.  Repent in sackcloth and ashes.  Be humble and seek forgiveness for the error of your ways.

There has been and is a systematic policy among these so called academics to steal money from the general population so they can steal more money.  It’s bad enough having a thief steal from your home.  They expect us to keep giving them the key to our home so they can rob us at will.

What an “Inconvenient Truth” for Prince Albert Gore to have the Truth Inconveniently revealed.

Raw data on Global Warming has been destroyed that would clearly show their manipulation of data .  Talk about a cover up.  Worse than “Tricky Dick Nixon”.  This is a gang of thieves that cannot be swept under the rug.

A full investigation of the UN crooks must be had.  We are supporting a criminal organization that is simply trying to fleece us.  They must be defrocked.



Lies Lies Lies Yeah – Global Warming

23 11 2009

Enjoy this classic and ask

“Who’s in Bed with Whom?”

The Liars have been caught red – or should I say “Warm” handed

The United Nations IPCC global scientific group has been hacked and found to be cooking the books to influence policy makers around the world to buy into the global warming hoax.  The inner circle of conspirators stand to make a great deal of money if Cap and Trade etc. goes through.  This includes Nancy Pelosi’s family, Prince Albert Gore and many other Decepticons.

An article in the New American:

Global warming alarmists are scrambling to save face after hackers stole hundreds of incriminating e-mails from a British university and published them on the Internet.

The messages were pirated from the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia (UEA) and reveal correspondence between British and American researchers engaged in fraudulent reporting of data to favor their own climate change agenda. UEA officials confirmed one of their servers was hacked, and several of the scientists involved admitted the authenticity of the messages, according to the New York Times

Climatologist Patrick J. Michaels, “This is not a smoking gun, this is a mushroom cloud.” The e-mails implicate scores of researchers, most of whom are associated with the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), an organization many skeptics believe was created exclusively to provide evidence of anthropogenic global warming (AGW).

Scientific liars?  It seems there is a scientific liars club, a Dead Scientist Society if you will.

Scientists are to be trusted as truth seekers.  This is worse than Enron, Worldcom, MCI, Merril Lynch, Fannie & Freddie Mac all put together because the costs would be far greater for far longer if we allow the liars to shove the “Crap and Trade” and other false science based laws down our throats.

Even Science Czar John Holdren involved in “Climategate”.

These researchers are worse than politicians.  Scientists are supposed to be smarter.  We’ve come to expect politicians to lie.  Just watch the Sunday political shows to see a fresh pack.  Of course there are some honorable politicians but they are in the minority.

I would like to see the Nobel Peace Prize Yanked from Prince Albert Gore.  Tell a lie long enough and people will believe it – UNTIL THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

Senator Inhofe of Oklahoma is leading the charge for a full blown investigation of “Climategate”.  Folks, this is huge.

Warming Liars found in New Zealand!

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Al Gore’s A Wh__!

Global Warming, Global Shmorming

26 06 2009

Global Warming, Global Shmorming

Why on earth should anyone believe Nancy Pelosi?  Her panic to pass the sweeping environmental bill is disturbing on many fronts.  Not only is there not a consensus among scientists as Al Gore has lied to us about, but come to find out many scientists have been silenced.  In a Wall Street Journal article it notes that Joanne Simpson, the first female  PHd meteorologist said that since she retired last year she can now speak “frankly”.  The number of disbelievers of the ‘New Religion’ of global warming have been numerous and are growing daily.  Nancy Pelosi, however,  is vested monetarily in belief.  Her faith has less to do with her concern for the planet than it does to enrich her family’s already fat portfolio.

I don’t have the investigative resources to verify all of this but her highly paid executive son, Paul Pelosi Jr., has been quietly buying up cheap carbon credits on the private market for next to nothing so that if and when the US global warming bill passes, the carbon credits would then cost an arm and a leg.  Insider knowledge and having a twisting arm in the halls of power would give you a leg up on the competition wouldn’t it?!

So, if I had $1000 or a few million to invest and I had my mother pushing the legislation through – do I hear an undisclosed conflict of interest here?  Of course I do but it seems to be happening all the time.  Should it be illegal?  Yes it should be but who’s making the laws?

If this is true, shouldn’t Nancy Pelosi step down from  Congress until her conflicts of interest are resolved?  Isn’t this dirtier than theft?  At least when a thief has stolen from you it’s obvious, you know about it.  Congressmen are good at stealing behind your back which is way worse because you’re being lied to as well as being stolen from. I’m sick of these sneaky lying leaders guiding us like lemmings over the cliff.
In the first place, Global Warming is a crock and always has been.  Think about it for a minute.  If all of this ‘evil’ Carbon Dioxide was circulating in our environment at one time many years ago, what makes it evil to release it?  Coal for example used to be trees, plants and all kinds of vegetation.  A catastrophic event or events took it out of circulation and buried the hydrocarbons.  Perhaps a good coalition to start would be “Liberate the Carbon Initiative”.

Did you know that with more Carbon Dioxide in Earth’s atmosphere the better plants grow?  There are so many contradicting evidences to Global Warming that Al Gore’s ”An Inconvenient Truth” should be place in the fiction section of the library.

I have said for decades to use up the coal, burn the natural gas, and drive your petroleum burning vehicle.  Yes, I agree that they should be non-polluting.  Who wants dirty air?  I hate pollution!  However, Carbon Dioxide must not be mis-categorized as a pollutant.  If it were so, you would have to say goodbye to your carbonated drinks.  Carbon Dioxide must be elevated to a necessary and saving gas. Plants are dead without it.  Of course we couldn’t live without plants.

If you run a greenhouse you know that pumping additional carbon dioxide in will make your plants grow more efficiently and healthily.  At this moment in our planets history there is a deficit of carbon dioxide (CO2).  Increasing of CO2 is good.  All life will benefit from higher CO2 in our atmosphere.   There are studies that have been and are being done by very reputable scientists that prove that Earth’s living organisms are benefiting from the increase in CO2.  Right now CO2 levels are in the high 300’s in parts per million.  Levels of 1000-2000 ppm cause plants to grow extremely efficiently.

My motto – “Burn Baby Burn!”

Flatulators Against Ridiculous Targeting

19 05 2009


A new group has been formed,  Flatulators Against Ridiculous Targeting (FART) who’s goal is to raise awareness of the potential persecution of those who flatulate more than average. “It’s like a breath of fresh air” says founder F. Art Egest. “The coming together of concerned individuals may be able to cut off the potential abuse from those who feel that their gas doesn’t stink.”

Global Warming advocates have been going after cattle and have hinted that the next target should be humans.

Handling publicity for the new group, Gaston Rippington says that they joined forces to reduce the increased pressure toward those who produce and release methane (pass gas) naturally. “When you look at it objectively, the earth itself does far more flatulating than  cow or humankind. We just want to cut off any potential for abuse here. Farting is natural, it’s good, it feels good and some methane doesn’t have any odor whatsoever. Who doesn’t want to let her rip sometimes. It’s natural to cut the cheese. People who are trying to blame global warming on us, I say – If you can’t stand the heat get off of the planet.  What are we supposed to do, hold our gas or starve to death? Pulease, come on.  Who are we kidding? What are we going to shove a meeter in everyone’s orifice, establish the departments of Gassius Emissions? Don’t we have enough Gas Bags in charge already?”

One new group to join FART is Mexican Bean Growers Association. They are worried about regulations targeting their customers. Speaking for the Mexican group, Julio Egasious says, “People just got to do what they got to do. People should be eating more beans, not less.  You got to feel good.  This whole thing’s just a bunch of hot air.” Commenting on the economic impact, “If legitimate bean producers are forced to cut back, illegal growers will fill the crack and make a lot of noise. You don’t want a black market, you just don’t.  Promise.”

Obese people, vegetarians and those who eat beans are increasingly under pressure to scale back their intake of gassious emitting food.

A major spokesman for planet earth, Albert Gore commented from an undisclosed resteraunt about the new group formation, “Listen, we all know that passing gas can be a pleasurable experience.  You know the more you toot the better you feel. But at some point we’ve got to put a cork in it. When I was a legislator I worked on legislation addressing excess methane in America.  Unfortunately, the Republicans stopped gas bills passing.  Had they passed I believe we would be in less of a stink.  Anything that can be done to reduce people from eating and farting is just a win win for the planet.

“I have also formed a coalition to address the human methane impact as well, Federalists Against The Protection of Intestinal Gasification (FATPIG). We have been in contact with FART and hope they will work with FATPIG to release some of the undue pressure.  Now, I would really love to finish my dinner?”

Anyone wanting to contact FART can email GetOutOfMyColon.org

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