Artificial Food Coloring is BAD For You!

26 03 2011
Food Dyes Are Bad For You

Ya Think?

Today’s big news is that after years of reluctant study and semi-serious contemplation and probably millions or billions of  tax payer dollars, the FDA is going to hold a panel to decide if they will restrict artificial dyes in food.  I like to think of them as artificial stains.  (UPDATE April 3rd, just after April Fools Day – The FDA said nevermind.  They don’t think they should ban or restrict anything regarding artificial stains – Psych – the vote was 8 to 6.)

Multiple studies have shown that kids get ADHD symptoms when they ingest the laboratory goodies.

My simple study could have saved billions.

My small study proved that artificial dyes need to be killed off.  Whenever my kids would eat artificial colors in things like Fake Fruit Rollups, Fake Fruit Loops, Fake Candy, Fake You Name It, they would get all wound up and act NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL POOP!  It’s like watching Sponge Bob on acid.  Whenever they would eat healthy colors in real food they acted, well, healthy.

Apparently the heat is building against putting artificial dyes in food.  All I can say is, “What Is Taking So Long!?”  There is so much crap that the FDA ‘approves’ as safe in food.  How about the drugs that only cause only an acceptable percentage of the people taking it to consider blowing their brains out?  Many are later recalled after years of presure.  They say it was ‘discovered’ as damaging.

It is our responsibility to Read The Labels.  The problem is that many modern food companies have made figuring out what’s REALLY in their food more complicated than doing a Rubix Cube blindfolded with mittens on.  It seems some days that “Natural Flavoring” could include arsenic, strychnine and uranium and still be approved.

It seems sometimes that the only criteria for approval is if there is a sufficient reward path for those in charge of approving.  It’s OK as long as there is big enough a profit motive.

IT”S INSANE – A stain in the membrane.  Warning, this video may include performers who have consumed artificial colors and flavors causing them to render lyrics you may not understand and may be offensive.  J.K. Cypress Hill

Who you tryin to get crazy with Ese?
Don’t you know I’m loco…..?

To da one on da flamboyant tip
I’ll just toss that ham in the fryin pan like spam,
get done when I come and slam
D—, I feel like the Son of Sam
Don’t make me wreck s—, hectic
Next get the chair got me goin like General Electric Annnd,
the lights are blinkin I’m thinkin
It’s all over when I go out drinkin
Ohh, makin my mind slow
That’s why I don’t f— with the big four-oh
Bro, I got ta’ maintain Cause a n—- like me is goin insane

Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!

Do my s— undercover now it’s time for the blubbablabber,
to watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet, don’t try it
I’ll jack yo’ a– like a looter in a riot
My s—’s fat, like a sumo, slammin dat a–
Leavin yo’ face in the grass
Cause you know, I don’t take a duro, lightly
Punks just jealous cause they can’t out write me
or kick that style, wicked, wild
Happy face n—- never seen me smile
Rip dat main frame I’ll explain
A n—- like me is goin insane

Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!

Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet
I’ll hit that bong and break ya off somethin soon
I got ta get my props
Cops, come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underground, to the next town
They get mad when they come to raid my pad
and I’m out in the nine-deuce Cad
Yes I’m the pirate, pilot of this ship
if I get with the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen?
Look, but don’t make you eyes strain
A n—- like me is goin insane

Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain!
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain!

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